Honest notesHow to plan the day, and how they charge
Start with the journey, because it is the part that goes wrong. The clubs on the open coast, such as Club 55, Nikki Beach and El Chiringuito, sit behind beach car parks that fill early in summer, so arrive in the morning or take a taxi. The island and rock clubs are a different exercise. La Guerite runs a boat shuttle from Cannes, Carpe Diem a taxi boat from Hvar town, Da Adolfo its own launch from the Positano jetty marked by a red fish, and La Fontelina is reached by boat from Marina Piccola or on foot down the Pizzolungo path. Build the boat into the booking, not the other way round.
On money, you rarely just walk in. The top clubs charge through a daybed or sunbed rate, a food and drink minimum, or both, and those numbers rise sharply from June to September and on weekends. We never quote a figure we cannot stand behind, so treat any price as to be confirmed and check directly when you reserve.
Then match the club to your mood, because the sea offers both extremes. Scorpios, Amante, La Guerite, Da Adolfo and El Chiringuito are about atmosphere, views and a long lunch, while Nammos, Nikki Beach and the busier Mykonos names are about energy and spectacle. Neither is better, but they are very different days, and the common mistake is booking the party club when you wanted the calm one.